Cram it, the craze begins.
So, since working at my current employer I have made it a personal goal of mine to infest almost every conversation with some tense of the phrase ‘cram it’ . . and I’ve been remarkably successful. I’ve even gotten my coworkers sweet innocent fiancé‚ to utter the phrase, proving that my efforts are strong enough to break out of the walls of this office, putting one more solidly in the win column.
A few months ago we decided to ‘post-it’ up a whiteboard with phrases of encouragement. You know, generic sarcastic things like ‘If you dream it, you can DO it’ . . and other optimistic drivel.
As we kept playing, the game evolved [somehow] into taking corporate taglines and strategically dropping our favorite two words into the mix.
The following is the beginning of our efforts:
- Microsoft - Where do you want to cram it today?
- Ebay - But it. Sell it. Cram it.
- Best Buy - Thousands of possibilities. Cram it.
- PS2 - Live in your world, cram it in ours
- Rice Krispies - Snap, Crackle, Cram It
- Hoover - Nobody crams it like you
- Rolaids - How do you spell relief: C-R-A-M I-T
- Cocoa Puffs - Cuckoo for Cram It
- Chrysler - Cram it comes standard
- Guinness - Good things come to those who cram it
- American Airlines - We know why you cram it
- CNN - Be the first to cram it
- UPS - See what cramming it can do for you
- T-Mobile - Cram it more
- Home Depot - You can cram it. We can help.
- Kraft - America spells cheese, C-R-A-M I-T
- FedEx - When it absolutely, positively has to cram it overnight.
- Almond Joy - Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you cram it.
- Ford - If you haven’t looked at a Ford lately, cram it.
- Miller - It’s cram it time!
- Dodge - Bigger in Texas, cram it in a Dodge.
- VW - Cram it wanted.
- SBC - Going beyond the cram it
- Visa - It’s everywhere you want to cram it
- Burger King - Cram it your way
- Fosters - Fosters: Austrailian for cram it
- The New York Times - All the news that’s fit to cram it.
- Nike - Just cram it