I WALKED to lunch today

That’s right . . . walked.

I know . . I don’t believe it either, but I totally survived. It probably wasn’t over a 1/4 mile each way, but I did it without breaking a sweat [by the way, why exactly is it 88° in late July in Texas?].

Soo . . I never thought it was possible. You have to understand, this is just as likely as me coming on here and saying, ‘I won the lottery today’ . . . or ‘I don’t really like chocolate brownies, you can have the last one’.

Soo, suck on that Exxon. Cram that in your earnings report keister.

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2 Responses to “I WALKED to lunch today”

  1. Michael Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Surely this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. Let’s see… plagues and pestilence, four horsemen, David voluntarily walks to lunch. OMG!!!

  2. David Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I think we can all agree. The end is imminent.

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